I met Marlon Brando this weekend. It was surreal. I thought he was dead…but photos never lie, right? Still kinda in shock. He was way cooler than you’d expect. Kept talking about his favorite food kiosk in the mall. I didn’t even know they made fried popsicles! He told me most people don’t recognize him in his lucky sombrero. He ended up signing the “Lil’ Apocalypse Now” Trapper-Keeper I’ve had since the failed ’80s cartoon of the same name came out. I pretty much take it with me everywhere…so that was destiny, I guess.